Following a recent law here in Ireland, selling of alcohol was (slightly) restricted.
For many weeks/ months after, all around a certain supermarket there was a long, boring notice that ended with the words “This is in appliance with recent government regulations.”
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I didn’t say anything the first time I was in. I’m not that pedantic, honestly, but a couple of weeks later I was in there again and the signs were still up all over the shop. I stood there in front of one sign, looking confused (I’ve been perfecting that look for a while now), when I saw a manager type guy approaching. He seemed concerned and asked if he could help me.
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My trouble with cork tiles
Following our recent extension work, I was left with a 1.5-foot gap in the cork tiles where the wall was knocked through (ie. some of the floor around the old wall was removed with the wall, which meant the cork tiles now ‘ended’ 1.5ft from the wall, leaving an unsightly concrete gap next to a doorway.)
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After the builder & co left I had some lino put down in the adjoining room and asked the person doing that to replace the cork tiles (using the spares I had) while he was at it. He pointed out the tiniest of gaps in the level of the floor (where the builder had removed an old levelling compound, making this ‘floor’ now lower than where the existing cork tiles were laid …got it?)
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Anyway, he recommended this gap first be levelled with a skim of some floor levelling compound, otherwise the replacement tiles would be below the older ones by some millimeters.
“Right-ho” I agreed and left it at that.
GIANT Space Hopper? I don’t think so!
“33% BIGGER” I was assured.
Some Unused Images
In the past, some photos have almost made it into our Caption Competition League (previously email-only), but then not used for one reason or another.
Here are some reasons why some of these pictures were deemed unsuitable.
If you have images you think could be good for future caption compos, it might be worth bearing this in mind. Otherwise just enjoy…
CAPTION LEAGUE ROUNDUP
The Caption Competition League ran from April 2007 – August 2007. There were many other leagues before that, but they were via email only.
There were 17 weeks this time around.
It was won by Mr. Rory Corbett of no fixed abode. Rory won A LIFETIME’S SUPPLY OF OXYGEN!!!
Below is each photo and the winning entries.
(Some weeks there were more than one winner -this is because winners were decided by member votes and sometimes more than one caption got the same [highest] number of votes.)
PLEASE NOTE
WHILST EVERY CARE IS TAKEN NOT TO GO TOO FAR, SOME PEOPLE ARE PREPARED TO HAPPILY GO FURTHER THAN OTHERS.
SOME OR ALL OF THE FOLLOWING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME SMALL AND FRAGILE LITTLE MINDS.
LOOK AWAY *NOW* IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY BE OFFENDED.
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[Results] FINAL RESULTS!
The caption(s) with the most votes for this picture is revealed below.
Also, the OVERALL CAPTION COMPETITION LEAGUE WINNER is announced. Click on!
[Captions] 18. Outwithabang -Vote Here
In the interest of all things tasteful and right in the world I am NOT going to show that picture again directly on this site, but if you REALLY need to see it again, click here, then come back to read the captions and vote…
[Cap.Comp.] 18. OutWithaBang
Seeing as this is the final week of the current caption competition league, I thought we might go a little bit… edgier.
Just this once.
Take a quick peek behind you to make sure nobody else is watching, then click on to see the pic.
(Don’t blame me. A certain Mr. Frank O’Shea sent me the image.)
[Results] Week 17 Winner Here
…Speaking of Charles…
As for the results of this week’s caption competition, read on…
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[Captions] 17. Inspection
The captions are ready for this photo…
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