RESULTS FOR THE WEEK! (plus apology!)

APOLOGIES!

Kaptiongod messed up.

It’s not the only mistake I made all week, but I just noticed that at least one submitted caption didn’t make it into the caption list!

OOPS!

“Gilli”  submitted the caption “Come play with us Forever and Ever and Ever…”, which I think is quite funny and would surely have gotten a few votes.

Sorry Gilli. I am adding 2 points for your caption. plus an extra point for the trouble of it.
PLEASE INFORM ME IF/WHEN YOU SPOT ANY ERRORS!
KAPTIONGOD IS NOT INFALLIBLE AND IS PROBABLY MORE PRONE TO DISASTER THAN MOST.
…but I try to make amends, so gis a chance and we’ll fix it!
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[Theory] To Ply or Not To Ply

…That is the question!

Have you noticed how 2-ply toilet paper these days seems to be pretending it is 3-ply?

I’ve tried a few (but not a lot), and each brand seems to do the same. It is virtually impossible to begin unravelling just two plies (is that the correct plural?).
Instead, one ply is slightly longer and stuck to the end of the double-ply at the ‘beginning point’.

Therefore, one always begins by unravelling three plies instead of two.

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THING -STANLEY KUBRICK IN MY CURTAINS!

Picture the scene: Sunday morning -enjoying a dozy rest in the comfort of my own bed, while the children play and fight noisily with each other downstairs, I casually look up to the light straining through the window.

Who do I see there, peering through his camera lens?
Why, it’s only the greatest film director of all time (in my opinion), Mr. Stanley Kubrick himself!

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