One captioneer won most of the votes -spread across a number of his captions…
Rory Corbett VOTED FOR… # 34 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #3.)
Joe Fox VOTED FOR… # 24 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kevin O’Leary’s caption #1.)
Kevin O’Leary, Darren O’Keeffe VOTED FOR… # 10 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #1.)
Sokoccino VOTED FOR… # 31 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #4.)
Pierce Nagle, razor, Paul O’Sullivan, Frank O’Shea VOTED FOR… # 2 (4 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #5.)
Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 41 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Sokoccino’s caption #1.)
Betty Forde VOTED FOR… # 85 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Con Dorgan’s caption #1.)
Con Dorgan VOTED FOR… # 62 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Frank O’Shea’s caption #2.)
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Clearly, Rory Corbett knows his bums -and the people agree!
AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 4 votes) IS:
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Rory Corbett:
5. Bum about to be fucked in San Francisco..no change there than.
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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
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Razor is leaping on in giant steps, but will it be enough to catch up with the Mighty Joe Young… I mean Fox? Can anything stop Mr. Fox? Only time will tell…
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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)
POS. NAME SCORE
—– —————————— —–
1.(1) Joe Fox 49.50; (46.50)
2.(2) razor 40.54; (35.54)
3.(5) Frank O’Shea 36; (31)
4.(4) Kaptiongod 35.92; (33.92)
5.(3) Darren O’Keeffe 35; (34)
6.(9) Rory Corbett 34; (26)
7.(6) Kevin O’Leary 33.75; (30.75)
8.(8) Sokoccino 29.29; (26.29)
9.(7) Bill Hennessy 27.75; (27.75)
10.(10) Shay Forde 25.04; (22.04)
11.(11) Con Dorgan 23.54; (20.54)
12.(12) Michael “TSB” Murphy 18.96; (18.96)
13.(13) Bob O’Brien 18.92; (18.92)
14.(14) Betty Forde 18.29; (15.29)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 15.50; (12.50)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 9; (6)
17.(16) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(25) Donagh O’Mahoney 3; (1)
20.(20) Tony Mullins 3; (3)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
24.(23) Philip Nolan 2; (2)
25.(24) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
26.(25) houston 1; (1)
27.(27) 0; (0)
27.(27) David Casey 0; (0)
THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Betty Forde
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1. The Perils of SleepWalking
2. SFPD San Francisco Piss Department
Con Dorgan
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1. Rebel Without A Pants
Donagh O’Mahoney
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1. Did you Know that SFPD cars don’t have Hubcaps
2. Bad hair day
Frank O’Shea
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1. S.F.P.D : San Francisco Pisshead Dept
2. Jack Forde’s has really gone downhill since the
Pissing Ban was enforced .
3. Donie Grady c. 2009 after the Sunday Game /
Marty Morrissey sex scandal my my how fortunes
changed !
4. Hey copper , do you like jewellery ? ……
Well have a look at my cock its a gem !
Joe Fox
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1. well there’s taking the piss and there’s taken
the piss
2. Kaptiongod has really let himself go these days
3. When Robo-Cop said he pissed his way through
the Garda exams , nobody knew he meants it
litteraly
Kaptiongod
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1. This man is my hero.
2. It’s ok -this is San Francisco. The guy is
probably _employed_ by the cops as a water
feature.
3. Pollice still have no clues as to the identity
of the Frisco Slasher.
4. After a hard week’s work there’s nothing
Officer Maloney likes more than to kick off his
uniform and unwind for the weekend.
5. Stanley Rumm takes it badly as Ooyay book
sales begin to slump.
6. You have to be over this height to go on this
ride.
Kevin O’Leary
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1. man arrested for wearing white socks in public-
crimes against fashion will not be accepted in san
francisco
2. San francisco’s new nude car wash not such a
big success
razor
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1. “Officer, I just wanted to make sure I didn’t
pee in my pants”
2. Robinsoe Crusoe tries to re-adjust to city life
Rory Corbett
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1. “Control We have a code 7-11, repeat a code
7-11….shop is out of doughnuts, I repeat..shop
is out of doughnuts..all units respond…”
2. “When Good Cops Go Bad 4” featuring Officer
Dino Moynihan.
3. Forrest Gump chooses the worst possible place
to take a toilet break on his run across
America…
4. Tony Bennetts little known classic “I left my
arse in San Francisco”
5. Bum about to be fucked in San Francisco..no
change there than.
Shay Forde
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1. Well its alright when the cherubs do it.
2. Crystal Meths is so liberating.
Sokoccino
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1. It took Dr. McCoy a few seconds to realise that
Scotty was playing silly buggers on him with the
teleport machine again.
