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14. This new plan to help separated fathers deal with their isolation needs a little further thought I reckon.
21. :: An episode of ‘Nasty Tranny’ ::
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Borris: “Charles dear, does this dress make my ass
look big?”
Charles: “No Borris petal, it’s all fucking tea
cakes you eat that make your fucking arse look
big!”
Henk: “Hey Jude…ya Borris I know’s it a fucking
song, you say that every fucking time..so for
fucking once please shut the fuck up ya
freak….anyway Jude as I was saying..you’re a
fucking pig ugle bitch…
Jude: “Know what Henk?……I am a going to kick
the shite out of ya, ya fucking smalled titted
fairy!! And speaking of small tits Henky girl..you
should rub toilet paper between them every night
to make them bigger…cause it obviously worked on
your arse…fuck head!!!
THE END…..
24. PG Tips should never have outsourced their latest advertising campaign.
28. Is that Kelleher in his pink Miami Vice suit in the the middle?
34. I know we’re not supposed to say, but this is REALLY what goes on at Alcoholics Anonymous.
38. The most worrying thing about this photograph is that there is no visible proof of drug use.
40. The Danny Boys reunions aren’t what they used to be.
55. Theses four lucky virginia tech students decided not to go to school today
56. Your children are safe with US!
58. US Army recouperation room.
67. Christian think-tank
77. Meg, Amy Beth &Jo enjoy the Hen Party
82. ‘Grace’ before meals!
83. The PD parlimentary party meeting new dress code is announced in order to attract the pink vote for the summer election
85. Alice got a bit of a surprise when she arrived for her tea party
89. Some ugly ducklings never turn into beautiful swans.
91. after that night no one ever mixed their drinks again
94. “Goldicocks and the 3 beaurs” the sequel !
99. Get your tits out for the lads
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55 gets my vote, topical and also a tad insensitive, brilliant
I vote for 58
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21. :: An episode of ‘Nasty Tranny’ ::
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Borris: “Charles dear, does this dress make my ass
look big?”
Charles: “No Borris petal, it’s all fucking tea
cakes you eat that make your fucking arse look
big!”
Henk: “Hey Jude…ya Borris I know’s it a fucking
song, you say that every fucking time..so for
fucking once please shut the fuck up ya
freak….anyway Jude as I was saying..you’re a
fucking pig ugle bitch…
Jude: “Know what Henk?……I am a going to kick
the shite out of ya, ya fucking smalled titted
fairy!! And speaking of small tits Henky girl..you
should rub toilet paper between them every night
to make them bigger…cause it obviously worked on
your arse…fuck head!!!
THE END…..
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I vote no. 91.
i think they were all a bit sad but seeing as i have to vote i’ll go for
91. after that night no one ever mixed their drinks again
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