…Speaking of Charles…
As for the results of this week’s caption competition, read on…
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razor VOTED FOR… # 34 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #2.)
Kevin O’Leary VOTED FOR… # 67 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #3.)
Betty Forde VOTED FOR… # 62 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #2.)
Frank O’Shea, Michael “TSB” Murphy, Darren O’Keeffe VOTED FOR… # 40 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #4.)
Bill Hennessy, Joe Fox VOTED FOR… # 56 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #2.)
Rory Corbett VOTED FOR… # 83 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kevin O’Leary’s caption #2.)
Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 55 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Joe Fox’s caption #2.)
Pierce Nagle VOTED FOR… # 14 (1 votes)
(This was actually… razor’s caption #1.)
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AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 3 votes) IS:
Rory Corbett:
4. One of Charles great pleasures in life was to inspect his privates. He found the best way to do this was to make them stand erect while thinking of the Queen.
Congratulations Rory -The Voice of the People.
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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
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SO FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS CAPTION COMPETITION LEAGUE…
With just a week to go!…
WE HAVE A NEW LEADER!
Rory Corbett has taken top-spot. Can he hold onto it? Is there anything Joe Fox or anyone else can do to over-throw this late-starter? …There is only *1* week left to find out!
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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)
POS. NAME SCORE
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1.(2) Rory Corbett 69; (61)
2.(1) Joe Fox 66.50; (63.50)
3.(3) razor 60.54; (57.54)
4.(4) Frank O’Shea 58; (53)
5.(5) Darren O’Keeffe 57.50; (52.50)
6.(7) Kevin O’Leary 48.75; (45.75)
7.(6) Kaptiongod 48.42; (46.42)
8.(8) Bill Hennessy 42.75; (39.75)
9.(9) Sokoccino 37.29; (37.29)
10.(11) Shay Forde 35.04; (32.04)
11.(10) Con Dorgan 34.54; (34.54)
12.(14) Michael “TSB” Murphy 31.96; (26.96)
13.(12) Bob O’Brien 31.92; (29.92)
14.(13) Betty Forde 29.29; (28.29)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 18.50; (18.50)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 13; (12)
17.(17) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(20) Donagh O’Mahoney 3; (3)
20.(20) Tony Mullins 3; (3)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
24.(24) John Goulding 2; (2)
24.(24) Philip Nolan 2; (2)
26.(26) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
27.(27) houston 1; (1)
28.(28) 0; (0)
28.(28) David Casey 0; (0)
THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Bill Hennessy
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1. Nice Gong. Does one need permission to palpate
?.
Bob O’Brien
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1. One imagines one can make one’s tits wobble
without even touching them……
2. this is not a caption ..but do ya think she
started it..by grabbing his cock!!!!!!
Darren O’Keeffe
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1. You’re a fine thing, i’d feek your chats anyday
of the week.
2. Charlies blind search for a woman saw him get a
bit luckier than the last time out.
Frank O’Shea
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1. How’s about me , you ,those puppies & Diana
have a royal threesome ? Bugger one does believe
she’s quite dead!
Joe Fox
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1. looks like that girl is going to get a kick
from a horse soon
2. Looks like Charlie boy has been listening to
his fathers etiquette advice again
Kaptiongod
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1. “One’s mammaries are somewhat sagging.”
2. Madonna and Guy Ritchie thought the phonecall
was being spoken in code when they were told to
show up at the yard if they want to “meet
Charlie”
3. Your breasts must be lower than this height to
go on this ride.
4. “One does like to see a filly titter.”
Kevin O’Leary
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1. You should have seen the size of the fish my
old school chum caught last week – well buggar me
2. Mummy lets me touch them all the time I don’t
see what your problem is
Michael “TSB” Murphy
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1. One would like to pin a medal on your chest
every day!
razor
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1. Charles always liked to medal with the new
recruits
2. The heir to the throne admires a pair that are
blown
Rory Corbett
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1. What monstrous carbunkles you have my dear! I
hereby award you the OBE! (Order of Breast
Excellence).
2. Charles talks to Private Allota Fagina about
Camilla:
> “So this is how the bally conversation between
Camilla and oneself
went…
> Charles:…. he was a bit anxious actually.
> Camilla: Was he?
> Charles: He thought he might have gone a bit
far.
> Camilla: Ah well.
> Charles: Anyway you know, that’s the sort of
thing one has to beware of.
> And Sort of feel one’s way along with, if you
know what I mean.
> Camilla: Mm. You’re awfully good at feeling your
way along.
> Charles: Oh stop! I want to feel my way along
you, all over you and up and down you and in and
out.
> Camilla: Oh.
> Charles: … particularly in and out.
> Camilla: Oh, that’s just what I need at the
moment.
> Charles: Is it?
> Camilla: I know it would revive me. I can’t bear
a Sunday night without you.
> Charles: Oh god.
> Camilla: It’s like that programme “Start The
Week”, I can’t stand the week without you.
> Charles: I fill up your tank!
> Camilla: Yes you do!
> Charles: Then you can cope.
> Camilla: Then I’m all right.
> Charles: What about me? The trouble is I need
you several times a week.
> Camilla: Mmm. So do I.I need you all the week.
All the time.
> Charles: Oh, god. I’ll just live inside your
trousers or something. It would be much easier!
> Camilla: (laughs) What are you going to turn
into, a pair of knickers?
> (both laugh). Oh, you’re going to come back as a
pair of knickers.
> Charles: Or, God forbid, a Tampax. Just my luck!
(laughs).
> Camilla: You are a complete idiot! (laughs). Oh
what a wonderful idea!
> Charles: My luck to be chucked down a lavatory
and go on and on forever swirling round on the
top, never going down!
> Camilla: (laughing) Oh darling!
> Charles: Until the next one comes through.
> Camilla: Oh, perhaps you could just come back as
a box.
> Charles: What sort of box?
> Camilla: A box of Tampax so you could just keep
going.
> Charles: That’s true.
> Camilla: Repeating yourself. (laughing) Oh,
darling. Oh I just want you now.
> Charles: Do you?
> Camilla: Mmm.
> Charles: So do I.
> Camilla: Desperately, desperately. I thought of
you so much at Yaraby.
> Charles: Did you.?
> Camilla: Bye. Press the button
> Charles: Going to press the tit
> Camilla: All right darling, I wish you were
pressing mine.
> Charles: God, I wish I was. Harder and harder.
> Camilla: Oh darling.
> Charles: Night.
> Camilla: Night.
> Charles: Love you.
> Camilla: (yawning) Love you. Press the tit.
> Charles: Adore you. Night.
> Camilla: Night.
> Charles: Night.
> Camilla: (blows a kiss).
> Charles: Night.
> Camilla: G’night my darling I love you. ”
3. “Yes my dear, My twin passions are Homeopathy
and Infidelity…let me demonstrate…”
4. One of Charles great pleasures in life was to
inspect his privates. He found the best way to do
this was to make them stand erect while thinking
of the Queen.
Shay Forde
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1. Oh darling yours look especially nice!
