What could you callous captioneers come up with for this photo?

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14. …now get ready for a whole load of custard.

21. Heinz , 57 different varieties …of this shit !

24. Head and shoulders new product range “Chocolate Mousse” sure to be a big success

28. Does my bum look big in this ?

34. “Excuse me luv, I only called to read the meter!”

38. “Eat me!”

40. I know it doesn’t matter to some fellas but I’m saying nothing til I can see the face.

55. no you cant cum in my face

56. Hey chocolate tits!!!!!

58. Paris Hilton puts all she has learnt to good use, helping out in the prison kitchen.

67. Now show us yer chocolate starfish.

77. when told her husbands favourite movie was willy wonka and the chocolate factory……Gobnait decided to make matters into her own hands……..

82. Just take it off love and throw it in the washing machine, hold on to the chocolate sauce.

83. Just add chocolate sauce and your dress matches your mat

85. “Beans, beans are good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you shart.”

88. “The things I do for Kevin” Thought Liz…..”He sure does love his kinky sex games…a gallon of runny diarrhoea…check… 4 pints of chunky gawk…check….now where did I put that bucket of spunk?…Ooyay!!”

89. ‘Faecopheliac Transvestites R Us ‘ introduce new kitchen range.

91. when kaptiongod suggested introducing some food into their sex life , betty went a bit over the top

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