Well this week’s photo certainly stirred something in some of you long-time lurkers. I thought Tony Mullins had died years ago, but it’s nice to hear there’s an ole throb left in him!
Welcome Tony. I think I’ve sussed now how to ensure your participation.
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Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 67 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #2.)
Con Dorgan VOTED FOR… # 82 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Michael “TSB” Murphy’s caption #1.)
Joe Fox, razor VOTED FOR… # 62 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #1.)
Frank O’Shea, Michael “TSB” Murphy VOTED FOR… # 52 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #2.)
Sokoccino VOTED FOR… # 41 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #3.)
Bill Hennessy VOTED FOR… # 65 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Sokoccino’s caption #1.)
Darren O’Keeffe, Paul O’Sullivan VOTED FOR… # 39 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #3.)
Kevin O’Leary VOTED FOR… # 42 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #4.)
Rory Corbett, Betty Forde VOTED FOR… # 58 (2 votes)
(This was actually… razor’s caption #1.)
Bob O’Brien VOTED FOR… # 83 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Joe Fox’s caption #3.)
Tony Mullins VOTED FOR… # 28 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Darren O’Keeffe’s caption #2.)
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AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 2 votes) IS:
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Rory Corbett:
1. Harry Ramsden’s new double fish and clit supper was proving to be a popular promotion.
Rory Corbett:
2. Exclusive: World breast feeding champion for Neptune stadium exhibition match.
Bob O’Brien:
3. hallo can I stick my cock in your ear!!!!
razor:
1. You gotta be over this height to be able to take the ride
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…Kaptiongod accepts no responsibility for captions. You get the winners you deserve!
Well done Bob, Razor and twice-over to Rory!
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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
So both Razor and Darren tearing up on the inside, taking advantage of Joe Fox’s stagnation this week (he only gained 3.5 points!)
All to play for. As Kate Bush sang to Peter Gabriel… “Don’t Give Up!”
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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)
POS. NAME SCORE
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1.(1) Joe Fox 46.50; (43)
2.(3) razor 35.54; (30.79)
3.(4) Darren O’Keeffe 34; (30.50)
4.(2) Kaptiongod 33.92; (31.92)
5.(6) Frank O’Shea 31; (27.50)
6.(5) Kevin O’Leary 30.75; (29.75)
7.(7) Bill Hennessy 27.75; (24.75)
8.(8) Sokoccino 26.29; (23.29)
9.(10) Rory Corbett 26; (20)
10.(9) Shay Forde 22.04; (21.04)
11.(11) Con Dorgan 20.54; (17.54)
12.(12) Michael “TSB” Murphy 18.96; (15.46)
13.(13) Bob O’Brien 18.92; (14.67)
14.(14) Betty Forde 15.29; (13.79)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 12.50; (11)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 6; (6)
16.(16) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(25) Tony Mullins 3; (0)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
23.(0) Philip Nolan 2; (0)
24.(22) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
25.(23) Donagh O’Mahoney 1; (1)
25.(23) houston 1; (1)
27.(0) 0; (0)
27.(25) David Casey 0; (0)
THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Bill Hennessy
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1. When can I see the Puppies ?
Bob O’Brien
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1. ”uh,uh,uh…uhhh…uuuggghhhhh…..shit!!!!
2. Alistair’s mum told him to never refuse if any
woman ever offered him buns…..!!
3. hallo can I stick my cock in your ear!!!!
Con Dorgan
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1. Stanley Rumm book signing in Easons gets off to
a good start. Ooyay! (cue song “Yellow”)
Darren O’Keeffe
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1. When Little Johnny asked for puppies for his
birthday, the last thing he expected was……
2. The new merger between TGI Fridays and Hooters
kept all the kids happy.
Frank O’Shea
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1. Its a long time since Sheila Joyce & her twin
played the matinee show at the Jack Forde’s Sex
Emporium , obviously young Kevin was not pleased .
2. Thank heaven for false hands !
Joe Fox
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1. god bless him , if only he knew what to do.
2. who knew that the umpla women would be a great
attraction in the chocalte factory
3. thats a nice pair of tits you’ve got there
4. no i not here with anyone , lets go
Kaptiongod
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1. Harry Potter grows up.
2. For years Justin’s father suspected he might be
gay. On his 12th birthday he decided to find out
for sure.
3. “I bet I could lace my sneakers all the way
twice over with that string!”
Michael “TSB” Murphy
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1. “If only I was old enough to get a horn!”
Philip Nolan
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1. Now we know what happened Chris Murphy.
razor
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1. You gotta be over this height to be able to
take the ride
Rory Corbett
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1. Harry Ramsden’s new double fish and clit supper
was proving to be a popular promotion.
2. Exclusive: World breast feeding champion for
Neptune stadium exhibition match.
3. Its amazing how your mind hypes up the “good
old days”. Example no.1 A trip to Mandys to
celebrate my 12th Birthday.
4. By the way, joking aside, for anyone that
hasn’t already done so, I would REALLY appreciate
if you could get in to Easons on Patricks Street,
Cork this weekend and purchase an *AUTHOR-SIGNED* copy
of my book “OOYAY by STANLEY RUMM”.
You’ll find it in the Cork section (at the moment).
Your 11.95euros will get you an excellent & unique
work of fiction, as well as helping me find
wholesale-support for national coverage. (It’s
actually selling well, but any support ASAP much
appreciated.)
Sokoccino
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1. Milky Bar kid gets to see where the milk really
comes from…
Tony Mullins
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1. Screw the caption, any techie advice on how to
cut out that kid and superimposs my photo in there
instead!
2. When I was that age I used to say “up the ucks”
about what may now be termed “sloppy seconds” on a
mars bar or a bag of taytos. Once again I ask why
was I born in the 1970s Ireland!!!
3. Stare at the picture for 60 seconds. Can you
make out a kid between these two lovely ladies?
That is what we call an optical illusion.
(Warning: If you think one of the ladies is
staring at you then you may require medical
advice)
