LET THE VOTING BEGIN!
Below is this week’s photo.
Below that are this week’s captions. Pick your favourite, then send a comment with the ‘winning number’.
.
You will earn 1 POINT for voting for a caption (only 1 vote each).
You will earn a further BONUS 2 POINTS (divided by the number of winners if more than one) if you vote for the caption that wins.
ANYONE CAN VOTE -and you will be entered into the Caption League!
-but remember, please do not abuse this. It’s all about having fun. If Kaptiongod suspects people of re-registering just to bolster certain captions he will not be pleased, will not register those votes, and if it continues the caption league will be dropped!
14. Bending over to wipe his arse little did Stuart know this picture would be a fine example of a ‘night on the tiles!!’
21. Always remember to flush after bleaching! The consequences could be deadly.
24. Another victim of Glaway’s tapwater problem-
28. One giant fart broke the bowl,the noxious fumes done the rest.
34. The away team’s dressing room at Chelsea.
38. ”As Stuart sat down to a Mr.Whippy,he found the toilet was rather slippy!””
40. New toilets to stop homeless people sleeping on them.
52. Stuart knocks himself out with his own fart
55. “Even in that state, he manages to get a clingon stuck to the jacks roll.”
56. Stuart was last heard saying ”I’m feeling a little bit flushed…..I may need a little pick me-up!!!”
58. Guinness and Superglue, a deadly combination
62. Stuart falls victim to the “super-glue on the toilet-seat” trick
65. Stuart suffers the consequences of getting an erection during a shite.
67. This adds a whole new dimension to the phrase “falling off a stool”.
77. He should never have pressed the automatic tampax remover.
82. These disabled toilets are prejudiced against drunks.
83. I wonder which head hurt most
85. “Kevin does it better.”
88. Now where did I leave my wheelchair.
89. “So this is why no one uses the disabled toilet ”
91. the huge weight that was on stu’s mind suddenly shifted to the bowl and it was too much to take.
.
.
REPLY NOW WITH YOUR WINNING CAPTION NUMBER!
.
CHECK BACK AFTER NOON ON FRIDAY TO SEE THE WINNERS AND WHO-SAID-WHAT…
.
.
# 56
no.24
As well as voting/commenting, please indicate if you want to be reminded of the caption-updates on Monday/ Thursday/ Friday.
Use words. There is some behind-the-scenes automation involved in calculating things, but all comments are read by a human!
(Yes! -Kaptiongod is HUMAN SHOCKA!)
Your email address will NOT be used on any mailing lists or for any other reason.
I’ll vote for # 28
24. Another victim of Glaway’s tapwater problem-
77
88
38
56
vote for no. 28