Results are in and the votes are counted. Who won? Did you vote for the winning caption(s)? Did YOU win? Find out here…
Paul O’Sullivan VOTED FOR… # 72 (1 votes)
(This was actually… John Goulding’s caption #1.)
Bill Hennessy VOTED FOR… # 82 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #3.)
Con Dorgan VOTED FOR… # 14 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #1.)
Rory Corbett, Joe Fox VOTED FOR… # 89 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Frank O’Shea’s caption #1.)
Betty Forde VOTED FOR… # 34 (1 votes)
(This was actually… razor’s caption #2.)
Darren O’Keeffe, Frank O’Shea, Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 10 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #4.)
Kevin O’Leary VOTED FOR… # 28 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #5.)
razor VOTED FOR… # 77 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Bill Hennessy’s caption #2.)
AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 3 votes) IS:
Rory Corbett:
4. Quote from Martin King (TV3 Weatherman)….”Now lets take a look at some of your photos…here one from Kevin Forde in Cork taken near Farran Woods….Judging by the reading on the cock shrivvelometer and the erect nipple guage I would say it is about 4 Degrees C there…..nice fake beard there Kevin by the way…”
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…I dunno how much Rory is paying you all, but you sell yourself cheap!
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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
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Anyway -must dash, but Joe Fox still in the lead -although the 2 Rs (Razor and Rory) are beginning to snap!
This league will have to end by/before August(ish), so there’s only a few weeks left to grab that top-spot!
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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)
POS. NAME SCORE
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1.(1) Joe Fox 56.50; (53.50)
2.(2) razor 47.54; (44.54)
3.(4) Rory Corbett 47.50; (39.50)
4.(3) Darren O’Keeffe 45.50; (40.50)
5.(5) Frank O’Shea 44; (39)
6.(7) Kevin O’Leary 40.75; (37.75)
7.(6) Kaptiongod 39.92; (37.92)
8.(8) Sokoccino 33.29; (31.29)
9.(9) Bill Hennessy 31.75; (28.75)
10.(10) Con Dorgan 30.54; (27.54)
11.(11) Shay Forde 29.04; (26.04)
12.(12) Bob O’Brien 22.92; (20.92)
13.(14) Betty Forde 19.29; (18.29)
14.(13) Michael “TSB” Murphy 18.96; (18.96)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 18.50; (17.50)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 9; (9)
17.(17) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(20) Donagh O’Mahoney 3; (3)
20.(20) Tony Mullins 3; (3)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
24.(0) John Goulding 2; (0)
24.(24) Philip Nolan 2; (2)
26.(25) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
27.(26) houston 1; (1)
28.(27) 0; (0)
28.(27) David Casey 0; (0)
THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Bill Hennessy
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1. Ras Tailteann’s latest and most desperate
effort to win support in the post Kelly/Roche era
looks doomed to failure.
2. First to cum on the cobblestones buys the
drinks.
Bob O’Brien
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1. ”are we there yet…..how many piles to go??”
2. ‘A Pile A Mile’….sponsered by Gilette Shaving
Foam…..
Con Dorgan
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1. Saddle Sniffer Heaven
Darren O’Keeffe
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1. Jesus lads this Fair Hill is a killer, whats
the smell?
2. Nice Helmet !!
Frank O’Shea
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1. some tits on Stephen Roche …that’ll be all
that cheese .
Joe Fox
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1. how’s the craic
2. green party celebrates with a ride in the
country
John Goulding
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1. North Mon free book scheme candidates arrive
for means test
Kaptiongod
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1. “And if you misbehave we’ll put the saddles
back on!”
2. “Oh I think I broke my helmet!”
3. The Green Party arrive for their first day in
government.
4. New Orgasmo 3000 -RIDE A MILE WITH A SMILE!
5. These people must be really really healthy…
after climbing that big hill most of them have no
pants.
Kevin O’Leary
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1. In a rush out to buy a copy of Kaptiongods book
the Forde family forget a few essentials
razor
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1. It was a mystery how the ladies always seemed
to win the Tour de Flange.
2. looks like they are keeping to the 2-a-breast
rule.
Rory Corbett
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1. “Ladies your veering off course…I said follow
the cats eyes not the Japs eye….”
2. Quiz: How many helmets can you count in this
picture?
3. Axel Rose starts new “Buns n’ Hoses” tour.
4. Quote from Martin King (TV3 Weatherman)….”Now
lets take a look at some of your photos…here one
from Kevin Forde in Cork taken near Farran
Woods….Judging by the reading on the cock
shrivvelometer and the erect nipple guage I would
say it is about 4 Degrees C there…..nice fake
beard there Kevin by the way…”
Sokoccino
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1. Would you ever throw those dirty magazines I
gave you away, Kevin. Does Liz know you still have
them?
