CAPTION LEAGUE ROUNDUP

The Caption Competition League ran from April 2007 – August 2007. There were many other leagues before that, but they were via email only.

There were 17 weeks this time around.
It was won by Mr. Rory Corbett of no fixed abode. Rory won A LIFETIME’S SUPPLY OF OXYGEN!!!

Below is each photo and the winning entries.
(Some weeks there were more than one winner -this is because winners were decided by member votes and sometimes more than one caption got the same [highest] number of votes.)

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WEEK ONE

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1. He should never have pressed the automatic tampax remover.
(Bill Hennessy)

1. Stuart was last heard saying ”I’m feeling a little bit flushed…..I may need a little pick me-up!!!”
(Bob O’Brien)

1. One giant fart broke the bowl,the noxious fumes done the rest.
(Shay Forde)

1. Another victim of Glaway’s tapwater problem-
(Kevin O’Leary)

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WEEK TWO

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2. Theses four lucky virginia tech students decided not to go to school today
(Joe Fox)

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WEEK THREE

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2. “Daddy I’d like you to meet my new boyfriend…”
(Kaptiongod)

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WEEK FOUR

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1. remeber lads dont eat the yellow snow
(Joe Fox)

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1. Not exactly what Roy Keane had in mind when mentioning that he needed to beef up his back 4 while maintaining some flair.
(razor)

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WEEK FIVE

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“Who’s looking for toad in the hole?”
(Joe Fox)

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WEEK SIX

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It may not be politically correct to say it, but sometimes epilepsy can be fun.
(Kaptiongod)
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This photo gives me the horn. Lots of bare legs and a woman going down.
(Con Dorgan)
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The girls on the left couldn’t help but applaud the speed and technique of the Chinese dogshit-eating champion.
(Michael “TSB” Murphy)
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The Producer had thought she was just being self-deprecating when she told him she was a spastic.
(Kaptiongod)
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WEEK SEVEN

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“Ah at last! There’s that bit of chicken I had last thursday!”
(Kaptiongod)

‘okay,can you pass me the razor again”
(Bob O’Brien)

Makes a change from havin to ask ‘does my bum look big in this’
(Bob O’Brien)

Although blessed in other ways, Bridie was forever tormented from having the World’s Shortest Tongue.
(Kaptiongod)

Kirk Stevens ponders on whether to take on the easy pink or the difficult brown.
(Rory Corbett)

nope, my ass doesnt look big in this
(Joe Fox)

as Shakespeare would have put it: “Is that a dingleberry I see before me?”
(Michael “TSB” Murphy)
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WEEK EIGHT

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2 little boys get excited entering a weather beaten middle aged Forde from the rear.
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK NINE

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Let this be a lesson to all men -Even Superman slumps into a state of decay once he
marries and settles down with an evil, conniving, money-grabbing Super-bitch who’ll
nag at him incessantly for the rest of his life… “why don’t you do this? Why don’t you
do that? Go out and clean the car! Is that hedge cut yet? Does my bum look big in
this?” The poor bugger never saw it comin.
(Kaptiongod)
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WEEK TEN

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Harry Ramsden’s new double fish and clit supper was proving to be a popular promotion.
(Rory Corbett)

Exclusive: World breast feeding champion for Neptune stadium exhibition match.
(Rory Corbett)

hallo can I stick my cock in your ear!!!!
(Bob O’Brien)

You gotta be over this height to be able to take the ride
(razor)
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WEEK ELEVEN

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Bum about to be fucked in San Francisco..no change there than.
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK TWELVE

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I know it doesn’t matter to some fellas but I’m
saying nothing til I can see the face.
(Darren O’Keeffe)
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“The things I do for Kevin” Thought Liz…..”He
sure does love his kinky sex games…a gallon of
runny diarrhoea…check… 4 pints of chunky
gawk…check….now where did I put that bucket of
spunk?…Ooyay!!”
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK THIRTEEN

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Quote from Martin King (TV3 Weatherman)….”Now lets take a look at some of your photos…here one from Kevin Forde in Cork taken near Farran Woods….Judging by the reading on the cock shrivvelometer and the erect nipple guage I would say it is about 4 Degrees C there…..nice fake beard there Kevin by the way…”
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK FOURTEEN

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With the downturn in the building trade, some workers are branching out to other sectors.
(Kaptiongod)

Dentist: “Yeah…Its a new Slant in dentistry.. a real Chink of light for the profession….Just Nip in to the chair there like a good man… You know the Drill…”
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK FIFTEEN

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So which is it love, Beef or Salmon?
(Razor).

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WEEK SIXTEEN

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One of Charles great pleasures in life was to inspect his privates. He found the best way to do this was to make them stand erect while thinking of the Queen.
(Rory Corbett)

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WEEK SEVENTEEN

** The final photo is too awful to put here, but if you’re curious, you can click here **
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When grandpa got home they hung the wrong trout.
(Kaptiongod)

…so then I said to him ” hang me upside down
me bollox “…
(Frank O’Shea)

You spin me right round baby , right round like
a record baby right round, right round .
(Frank O’Shea)

when postman Pat’s route was increased in size
he was told he would need a bigger sack, little
did his bosses know Pat was not the brightest
(Joe Fox)
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