Rory Corbett, Betty Forde, Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 38 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #1.)
Michael “TSB” Murphy VOTED FOR… # 67 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #4.)
razor, Bill Hennessy VOTED FOR… # 83 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Kevin O’Leary’s caption #1.)
Bob O’Brien, Frank O’Shea, Darren O’Keeffe VOTED FOR… # 41 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #2.)
Con Dorgan VOTED FOR… # 39 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #3.)
AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 3 votes) IS:
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Kaptiongod:
1. With the downturn in the building trade, some workers are branching out to other sectors.
Rory Corbett:
2. Dentist: “Yeah…Its a new Slant in dentistry.. a real Chink of light for the profession….Just Nip in to the chair there like a good man… You know the Drill…”
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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
1 bonus point to Rory Corbett for supplying the photo (Send in your photos NOW)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
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Joe Fox is still in the lead, but Rory especially made a BIG jump this week (helped in no small part by supplying the photo -send in yours now!)
Also, I have it on good authority that Mr. Fox is away on holidays at the moment (perhaps a little cocky there Joe!).
I’m not sure when he’s back, but our leader is now only 3.5 points ahead of Rory, so unless he gets back soon and puts his Caption-Hat on, he could be in big trouble!
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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)
POS. NAME SCORE
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1.(1) Joe Fox 58.50; (56.50)
2.(3) Rory Corbett 55; (47.50)
3.(2) razor 50.54; (47.54)
4.(4) Darren O’Keeffe 49.50; (45.50)
5.(5) Frank O’Shea 48; (44)
6.(7) Kaptiongod 44.42; (39.92)
7.(6) Kevin O’Leary 42.75; (40.75)
8.(8) Sokoccino 35.29; (33.29)
9.(9) Bill Hennessy 34.75; (31.75)
10.(10) Con Dorgan 33.54; (30.54)
11.(11) Shay Forde 31.04; (29.04)
12.(12) Bob O’Brien 26.92; (22.92)
13.(13) Betty Forde 23.29; (19.29)
14.(14) Michael “TSB” Murphy 21.96; (18.96)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 18.50; (18.50)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 9; (9)
17.(17) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(20) Donagh O’Mahoney 3; (3)
20.(20) Tony Mullins 3; (3)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
24.(24) John Goulding 2; (2)
24.(24) Philip Nolan 2; (2)
26.(26) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
27.(27) houston 1; (1)
28.(28) 0; (0)
28.(28) David Casey 0; (0)
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THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…
Betty Forde
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1. Sensitive Teeth …. I’ll give you bloody ensitive teeth
Bill Hennessy
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1. When I ask “is it safe?” the answer I am
looking for is not …….
“In the village of Hurbum, Herts near Tillet Town,
lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell Inn. The
address is Lucy Lykes, The Cockwell Inn, Hurbum,
Tillet Herts.”
Bob O’Brien
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1. The new Black & Decker……two easy payments
and we’ll even give you a free set of drill
bits…call us now on 1 800 Black &
Decker…recommended by all dentists and builders
worldwide!!!
Con Dorgan
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1. Blackpool Dental Clinic (free for those Norries
of course and all the immigrants who outnumber
them these days)
Darren O’Keeffe
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1. The ceiling could do with a lick of paint.
2. The dentist knew of only 1 way to fix rockjaw
Frank O’Shea
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1. Oh Shit , I hope that colgate is gonna get rid
of this big brown stain when he’s finished !
Joe Fox
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1. are you sure you dont want the anaesthetic, it
may help you relax a bit
2. new broucher to promote government fast track
approch to queues, not only is it fast but you
will have a drilling time
Kaptiongod
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1. With the downturn in the building trade, some
workers are branching out to other sectors.
2. When Kaptiongod offered Mrs. Kaptiongod a real
good drilling, it wasn’t what she had been
expecting.
3. The New DISTRACTOR.(tm) -for people who don’t
want to suffer pain from watching Big Brother.
4. This is what happens when the Tooth Fairy goes
private.
5. These new co-location clinics really do offer a
choice of service to those who can pay and those
who can’t.
Kevin O’Leary
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1. Christ this is almost as painful as reading
that book “ooyay”
2. Yes for the last time it is most definately
safe
Michael “TSB” Murphy
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1. “That ingrown toenail was just soooo difficult
to get to!”
razor
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1. The last time this fairy had a 6″ piece in his
mouth, he was doing some moaning then aswell.
Rory Corbett
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1. LOST. Dharma Initiative experiment no.1: Will a
Hilti Drill in the mouth dull the extreme pain of
being forced to watch the Daniel O’Donnell show?
2. Dentist: “Yeah…Its a new Slant in dentistry
… a real Chink of light for the
profession….Just Nip in to the chair there like
a good man… You know the Drill…”
3. Yoo shoo ha floss muthafucka! AIIIIEEEE!!!!
Sokoccino
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1. 7200 RPM, diamond-tipped bit – now tell me the
truth Harry, did you shag my wife?
2. Too late reaching for the Colgate now Harry,
you should have thought of that six months ago.
