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14. The last time this fairy had a 6″ piece in his mouth, he was doing some moaning then aswell.

21. Sensitive Teeth …. I’ll give you bloody sensitive teeth

24. Yes for the last time it is most definately safe

28. Oh Shit , I hope that colgate is gonna get rid of this big brown stain when he’s finished !

34. The New DISTRACTOR.(tm) -for people who don’t want to suffer pain from watching Big Brother.

38. With the downturn in the building trade, some workers are branching out to other sectors.

39. Yoo shoo ha floss muthafucka! AIIIIEEEE!!!!

40. These new co-location clinics really do offer a choice of service to those who can pay -and those who can’t.

41. Dentist: “Yeah…Its a new Slant in dentistry … a real Chink of light for the profession….Just Nip in to the chair there like a good man… You know the Drill…”

52. LOST. Dharma Initiative experiment no.1: Will a Hilti Drill in the mouth dull the extreme pain of being forced to watch the Daniel O’Donnell show?

55. are you sure you dont want the anaesthetic, it may help you relax a bit

56. The new Black & Decker……two easy payments and we’ll even give you a free set of drill bits…call us now on 1 800 Black & Decker…recommended by all dentists and builders worldwide!!!

58. When Kaptiongod offered Mrs. Kaptiongod a real good drilling, it wasn’t what she had been expecting.

62. Too late reaching for the Colgate now Harry, you should have thought of that six months ago.

65. 7200 RPM, diamond-tipped bit – now tell me the truth Harry, did you shag my wife?

67. This is what happens when the Tooth Fairy goes private.

77. When I ask “is it safe?” the answer I am looking for is not …….
“In the village of Hurbum, Herts near Tillet Town, lives Lucy Lykes who owns the Cockwell Inn. The address is Lucy Lykes, The Cockwell Inn, Hurbum, Tillet Herts.”

82. “That ingrown toenail was just soooo difficult to get to!”

83. Christ this is almost as painful as reading that book “ooyay”

85. Blackpool Dental Clinic (free for those Norries of course and all the immigrants who outnumber them these days)

88. The dentist knew of only 1 way to fix rockjaw

89. The ceiling could do with a lick of paint.

91. new broucher to promote government fast track approch to queues, not only is it fast but you will have a drilling time