Well I dunno where you lot come from, but (once again) the voting public only have themselves to blame for the winning caption(s)…

Rory Corbett, Bill Hennessy VOTED FOR… # 58 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #2.)

Frank O’Shea, Darren O’Keeffe VOTED FOR… # 34 (2 votes)
(This was actually… Kaptiongod’s caption #3.)

Con Dorgan, Joe Fox, Paul O’Sullivan VOTED FOR… # 88 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Rory Corbett’s caption #2.)

Sokoccino, razor, Kevin O’Leary VOTED FOR… # 40 (3 votes)
(This was actually… Darren O’Keeffe’s caption #1.)

Shay Forde VOTED FOR… # 77 (1 votes)
(This was actually… Bob O’Brien’s caption #1.)

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AAAAND THAT MEANS THE WINNER (with 3 votes) IS:

Rory Corbett:
2. “The things I do for Kevin” Thought Liz…..”He
sure does love his kinky sex games…a gallon of
runny diarrhoea…check… 4 pints of chunky
gawk…check….now where did I put that bucket of
spunk?…Ooyay!!”

.

Darren O’Keeffe:
1. I know it doesn’t matter to some fellas but I’m
saying nothing til I can see the face.

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Congratulations Darren and Rory!

Now put your feet up for the weekend you two. You deserve it.

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2 points for entering a caption
1 point for voting
2 bonus points for voting for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)
5 points for the winner (divided by no. of winners if more than 1)

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Joe Fox is still in the lead, but it’s been a few weeks since he won, with the result that others are beginning to reach his dust as they run for the lead.

I guess we’ll have to announce an end-date for the caption-league shortly, but I expect we’ll have 6-or-so more caption weeks in this league.

There’s every possibility one of you can catch Mr. Fox by then!

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CAPTION COMPETITION LEADERBOARD:
(Numbers in brackets are last week’s figures)

POS. NAME SCORE
—– —————————— —–
1.(1) Joe Fox 53.50; (49.50)
2.(2) razor 44.54; (40.54)
3.(5) Darren O’Keeffe 40.50; (35)
4.(6) Rory Corbett 39.50; (34)
5.(3) Frank O’Shea 39; (36)
6.(4) Kaptiongod 37.92; (35.92)
7.(7) Kevin O’Leary 37.75; (33.75)
8.(8) Sokoccino 31.29; (29.29)
9.(9) Bill Hennessy 28.75; (27.75)
10.(11) Con Dorgan 27.54; (23.54)
11.(10) Shay Forde 26.04; (25.04)
12.(13) Bob O’Brien 20.92; (18.92)
13.(12) Michael “TSB” Murphy 18.96; (18.96)
14.(14) Betty Forde 18.29; (18.29)
15.(15) Paul O’Sullivan 17.50; (15.50)
16.(16) Pierce Nagle 9; (9)
17.(17) Eamonn Condon 6; (6)
18.(18) T. Martin Kelleher 4; (4)
19.(19) Chris Murphy 3.50; (3.50)
20.(20) Donagh O’Mahoney 3; (3)
20.(20) Tony Mullins 3; (3)
20.(20) Micheál Ó Múrchú 3; (3)
20.(20) Gilli 3; (3)
24.(24) Philip Nolan 2; (2)
25.(25) John McSweeney 1.50; (1.50)
26.(26) houston 1; (1)
27.(27) 0; (0)
27.(27) David Casey 0; (0)

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THOSE CAPTIONS IN FULL…

Bob O’Brien
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1. when told her husbands favourite movie was
willy wonka and the chocolate factory……Gobnait
decided to make matters into her own hands……..

2. Hey chocolate tits!!!!!

Con Dorgan
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1. “Beans, beans are good for your heart. The more
you eat, the more you shart.”

Darren O’Keeffe
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1. I know it doesn’t matter to some fellas but I’m
saying nothing til I can see the face.

2. Just take it off love and throw it in the
washing machine, hold on to the chocolate sauce.

Frank O’Shea
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1. Heinz , 57 different varieties …of this shit
!

2. Does my bum look big in this ?

Joe Fox
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1. no you cant cum in my face

2. when kaptiongod suggested introducing some food
into their sex life , betty went a bit over the
top

Kaptiongod
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1. “Eat me!”

2. Paris Hilton puts all she has learnt to good
use, helping out in the prison kitchen.

3. “Excuse me luv, I only called to read the
meter!”

4. Now show us yer chocolate starfish.

Kevin O’Leary
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1. Just add chocolate sauce and your dress matches
your mat

2. Head and shoulders new product range “Chocolate
Mousse” sure to be a big success

razor
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1. …now get ready for a whole load of custard.

Rory Corbett
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1. ‘Faecopheliac Transvestites R Us ‘ introduce
new kitchen range.

2. “The things I do for Kevin” Thought Liz…..”He
sure does love his kinky sex games…a gallon of
runny diarrhoea…check… 4 pints of chunky
gawk…check….now where did I put that bucket of
spunk?…Ooyay!!”